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Happenings in Fresno, CA

Happened to pull this article off a blog about Fresno, CA, which used to be my home town. Scary stuff when you realize this stuff is going on right under our noses. How many of us are watchful enough to take note and interested enough to do something about it? Read on...

Happenings in Fresno, CA

Submitted by: Don Averett

Saints,
Below is a text that reminds us to pray and be on the alert. We ARE at war!!
Lt. Colonel Cotter some of you met recently. He spoke at Millbrook Church!!!

The wolves are among us!!!
I have deleted some of the names that brought this to me. The “text” I have not touched.
PJ

I received this from my ex-homicide partner who is still active in law enforcement circles in the Fresno area.

Excuse the language but don’t excuse the facts. Don’t give up your guns, and buy necessary ammunition if you can find it. Be cautious and alert.

Be ready if, God forbid, we need to protect our families and loved ones.

…You weren’t at Rotary Friday. You missed the only decent speaker we’ve had in more than a year.

LTC John Cotter is the 144th Fighter Wing’s antiterrorism officer. (Tony, you might remember him as Maj. Cotter who was the PIO the last

time we dealt with him).
Anyway, John had a two-part presentation. First part was describing his job as the unit’s antiterrorism officer. Pretty standard stuff.

The second part was “information that will curl your hair.”

Part-time air guardsman works as a checker at local Von’s. Two women in full burkas (or whatever inhell they’re called)

buy every pre-paid cellphone in the store. Clerk/airman gets to thinking about it. Goes to Cotter and reports incident.

Cotter asks store for surveillance video. It’s scary enough that he contacts Fresno FBI. FBI investigates, determines these women

have been doing this all over the Valley. Cell phones shipped through Canada to Iraq/Afghanistan where they become triggers for roadside bombs.

Shell station at Peach and Shaw. Every time a local GI goes there in fatigues they are asked specific questions.

“What is your unit?” “When are you deploying?” “How many aircraft are you taking?”

The F-16s out of Fresno fly CAP for west coast. As such they are the first line of defense so have the US’s most sophisticated

air-to-air missiles. Foreign governments would like to get their hands on those missiles or at least learn how to build them.

Also how many we have, etc. Two spy groups are working on it, one based at Fashion Fair Mall (the F-16s take-off pattern) and one

based at Sierra Vista Mall (the F-16s landing pattern).

Cotter said the ragheads (“But we don’t profile.”) are always probing the base. Two dorks in a pickup show up at the front gate wanting

to deliver a package marked “Air National Guard, Fresno.” No postage, no UPS, no FedEx, no DHL, no nothing. Just a probe.

I asked Cotter why we haven’t seen anything about this in The Bee, on KMJ, on local TV news. He said they’re not interested.

(That really pissed me off).
Since Friday I’ve learned of two other things. Tony, you remember my brother-in-law Frank, a mucky-muck from Avaya.

He had a Muslim tech who took a leave-of-absence for 6 weeks in Afghanistan. After the 6 weeks were up he called from New York

requesting an extension. Frank (who does profile) said, “ **** you, you’re fired!” and called the Fresno FBI who were very interested.

Don’t know the outcome.

A Muslim who owns a liquor store in my former hometown of Kingsburg was constantly bugging customers to buy guns for him.

Finally one of the guys I grew up with called the FBI.

We are a country at war and these **** ers are in among us. I don’t care what Janet Napolitano says, it’s a fight to the death and

we damned sure better be prepared. Brother-in-law Frank has a theory and I think it may be closer to the truth than Homeland Security wants

to admit. There are a certain number (probably a big number) of Muslims among us who are awaiting the “trigger date” and will begin randomly

killing as many of us as they can, sort of a Fort Hood on steroids. I know I’m getting prepared to shoot back.

Klare, if you can, get a hold of today’s Bee (Tony, you can look on line). Two items of interest. Sheriff Margaret Mims wants to grant

concealed carry permits to all who are qualified. Columnist Jim Boren, among the most bleeding of the bleeding heart liberals, says it’s

time for Fresno residents to arm themselves.

MSNBC: Matthews takes aim at capitalism

In just 82 seconds, Chris Matthews of MSNBC suggests that our nation's president nationalize the oil industry (ala Hugo Chavez and Venezuela), the execution of BP oil executives and indirectly claims that Capitalism is a failure. This guy is off his rocker.

How To Destroy America

A 2004 speech on the dangers of multiculturalism in the United Stated titled "I Have a Plan to Destroy America", became famous after being frequently forwarded as an email. With the immigration debate again heating up, it is time to revisit the speech.

We know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts are particularly poignant. Recently there was an immigration overpopulation conference in Washington, DC, filled to capacity by many of American's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor by the name of Victor Davis Hansen talked about his latest book, Mexifornia, explaining how immigration - both legal and illegal was destroying the entire state of California. He said it would march across the country until it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream.

Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D. Lamm stood up and gave a stunning speech on how to destroy America. The audience sat spellbound as he described eight methods for the destruction of the United States. He said, "If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let's destroy America. It is not that hard to do. No nation in history has survived the ravages of time. Arnold Toynbee observed that all great civilizations rise and fall and that 'An autopsy of history would show that all great nations commit suicide.'"

"Here is how they do it," Lamm said:

"First, to destroy America, turn America into a bilingual or multi-lingual and bicultural country." History shows that no nation can survive the tension, conflict, and antagonism of two or more competing languages and cultures. It is a blessing for an individual to be bilingual; however, it is a curse for a society to be bilingual. The historical scholar, Seymour Lipset, put it this way: 'The histories of bilingual and bi-cultural societies that do not assimilate are histories of turmoil, tension, and tragedy.' Canada, Belgium, Malaysia, and Lebanon all face crises of national existence in which minorities press for autonomy, if not independence. Pakistan and Cyprus have divided. Nigeria suppressed an ethnic rebellion. France faces difficulties with Basques, Bretons, and Corsicans."

Lamm went on: Second, to destroy America, "Invent 'multiculturalism' and encourage immigrants to maintain their culture. I would make it an article of belief that all cultures are equal. That there are no cultural differences. I would make it an article of faith that the Black and Hispanic dropout rates are due solely to prejudice and discrimination by the majority. Every other explanation is out of bounds.

Third, "We could make the United States an 'Hispanic Quebec' without much effort. The key is to celebrate diversity rather than unity. As Benjamin Schwarz said in the Atlantic Monthly recently: 'The apparent success of our own multiethnic and multicultural experiment might have been achieved not by tolerance but by hegemony. Without the dominance that once dictated ethnocentricity and what it meant to be an American, we are left with only tolerance and pluralism to hold us together.' Lamm said, "I would encourage all immigrants to keep their own language and culture. I would replace the melting pot metaphor with the salad bowl metaphor. It is important to ensure that we have various cultural subgroups living in America enforcing their differences rather than as Americans, emphasizing their similarities."

"Fourth, I would make our fastest growing demographic group the least educated. I would add a second underclass, unassimilated, undereducated, and antagonistic to our population. I would have this second underclass have a 50% dropout rate from high. school."

"My fifth point for destroying America would be to get big foundations and business to give these efforts lots of money. I would invest in ethnic identity, and I would establish the cult of 'Victimology.' I would get all minorities to think that their lack of success was the fault of the majority. I would start a grievance industry blaming all minority failure on the majority population."

"My sixth plan for America's downfall would include dual citizenship, and promote divided loyalties. I would celebrate diversity over unity. I would stress differences rather than similarities. Diverse people worldwide are mostly engaged in hating each other - that is, when they are not killing each other. A diverse, peaceful, or stable society is against most historical precedent. People undervalue the unity it takes to keep a nation together. Look at the ancient Greeks. The Greeks believed that they belonged to the same race; they possessed a common language and literature; and they worshipped the same gods. All Greece took part in the Olympic games. A common enemy, Persia, threatened their liberty. Yet all these bonds were not strong enough to overcome two factors: local patriotism and geographical conditions that nurtured political divisions. Greece fell. E. Pluribus Unum -- From many, one. In that historical reality, if we put the emphasis on the 'pluribus'. Instead of the 'Unum,' we will balkanize America as surely as Kosovo."

"Next to last, I would place all subjects off limits; make it taboo to talk about anything against the cult of 'diversity.' I would find a word similar to 'heretic' in the 16th century - that stopped discussion and paralyzed thinking. Words like 'racist' or 'xenophobe' halt discussion and debate. Having made America a bilingual/bicultural country, having established multi-culturism, having the large foundations fund the doctrine of 'Victimology,' I would next make it impossible to enforce our immigration laws. I would develop a mantra: That because immigration has been good for America, it must always be good. I would make every individual immigrant symmetric and ignore the cumulative impact of millions of them."

In the last minute of his speech, Governor Lamm wiped his brow. Profound silence followed. Finally he said, "Lastly, I would censor Victor Davis Hanson's book, Mexifornia. His book is dangerous. It exposes the plan to destroy America. If you feel America deserves to be destroyed, don't read that book."

There was no applause. A chilling fear quietly rose like an ominous cloud above every attendee at the conference. Every American in that room knew that everything Lamm enumerated was proceeding methodically, quietly, darkly, yet pervasively across the United States today. Discussion is being suppressed. Over 100 languages are ripping the foundation of our educational system and national cohesiveness. Even barbaric cultures that practice female genital mutilation are growing as we celebrate 'diversity.' American jobs are vanishing into the Third World as corporations create a Third World in America - take note of California and other states - to date, ten million illegal aliens and growing fast. It is reminiscent of George Orwell's book, 1984. In that story, three slogans are engraved in the Ministry of Truth building: "War is peace," "Freedom is slavery," and "Ignorance is strength."

Governor Lamm walked back to his seat. It dawned on everyone at the conference that the future of our great nation is deeply in trouble and worsening fast. If we don't get this immigration monster stopped quickly, it will rage like a California wildfire and destroy everything in its path, especially The American Dream.

Gore's Useful Idiots Exposed

Video speaks for itself, as do the followers of Chicken Little, er I mean Gore. One idiot actually disses on conservative talk show hosts with an attempt at a degree of incredulity that speaks volumes to his ignorance when he asks Brian Sussman, "...do you realize the company that you keep is like, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Shaun Hannity?..."
I am dismayed at the number of Americans who are incapable of thinking for themselves and who lack the ability to exercise a degree of judgment, intelligence and thoughtfulness that should be common to all men. Scary how the socialist machine gets into one's mind.

Some Terrorist Tidbits!

Jupiters Weather Problems and Global Warming

Just read an article on Yahoo News about some interesting weather related phenomenon on Jupiter. Couldn't help but write up the following spoof. Enjoy...

Chicken Little 1 (Al Gore): "Did you hear, did you hear?"

Chicken Little 2 (Barack Obama): "No what???"

Chicken Little 1: "A giant cloud belt in the southern half of the planet Jupiter has apparently disappeared!"

Chicken Little 2: "No way!"

Chicken Little 1: "Way!!!"

Chicken Little 2: "That's terrible"

Chicken Little 1: "Yeah, this huge cloud band makes up the Southern Equatorial Belt. It's been there for as long as scientists could see Jupiter through a telescope. This is tragic, alarming even. Kind of like that apple that fell from the tree and bonked me on the head awhile back"

Chicken Little 2: "Oh right, and just think all those stupid people tried to chalk it up to gravity, LMAO! How we avoided the sky falling is still a mystery to me. Mankind almost ate it there"

Chicken Little 1: "I've also been told the Great Red Spot on Jupiter - you know the massive hurricane that's larger than the Earth with winds exceeding 1,000 mph - well it's shrinking as well. Scientists are saying that, "...changes in Jupiter's weather are not uncommon...", can you believe that nonsense?"

Chicken Little 2: "I can't. It's so freakin' obvious what's causing these problems on Jupiter"

Chicken Little 1&2 in unison: "GLOBAL WARMING!"

Chicken Little 1: "Mr. President, you must act NOW!"

Chicken Little 2: "I will do exactly that. It's time to get government involved. We need to expand the bureaucracy. Implement Cap & Trade, cut those carbon emissions, raise taxes, create new taxes, require all Americans to paint the roofs of their homes and businesses white"

Chicken Little 1: "A'tta boy Mr. President."

Chicken Little 2: "I will inform the Congress and demand that they act on my, I mean, the best interest of the citizens of the United States of America. Get Pelosi on this! Get Reid on this!"

Chicken Little 3 (Nancy Pelosi pounding the pulpit): "I WOULD LIKE ALL CATHOLIC BISHOPS TO PREACH TO THEIR CONGREGATIONS THAT WE MUST ACT NOW TO PREVENT GLOBAL WARMING"

Chicken Little 2: "Now Nancy, we are no longer calling it Global Warming due to the far reaching affects of Mankind's misguided treatment of Mother-Nature. It is now called Solar-System Warming"

Chicken Little 3: "Sweet, right on, righteous Mr. President. Nice term. Anything that will spread even more fear throughout the masses will help. Solar-System Warming, or SSW. I like it"

Chicken Little 4 (Harry Reid): "SSW is responsible for the lack of Health Care in America. A $1 trillion Health Care reform package is what we need to cut down on carbon emissions to Jupiter"

Chicken Little 3: "Then I will call on all ministers of Christian faiths to preach SSW from the pulpit. We need to spread the word and utilize all our resources regardless of the Constitution. CHURCH AND STATE WILL COME TOGETHER FOR THE BETTERMENT OF MANKIND IN COMBATING SSW!"

Chicken Little 4: "SSW is responsible for the immigration problem in the U.S. If we grant universal amnesty to 20 million illegal aliens that will cut down on carbon emissions to Jupiter"

Christian Minister: Er, um, Ms. Pelosi? What if we called on all religious leaders to assist us in this important matter. You know, maybe include Muslim clerics?"

Chicken Little 4: "HOW DARE YOU SINGLE OUT THE MUSLIM RELIGION LIKE THAT. YOU SLIME, YOU RACIAL BIGOT! RACIAL INTOLERANCE IS NOT TOLERATED IN THIS COUNTRY! DO YOU NOT KNOW WE ARE TO CATER TO THE MUSLIMS EVERY WHIM? IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT MUSLIMS! WE MUST PROTECT THEIR VALUES, THEIR REPUTATION, THEIR PRAYER DAY, THEIR RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR EXPLOSIVES!
You better tow the politically correct line Mr. Christian minister, or I will withdraw your tax exemption status. You better pray to All-Mother God that you don't get on my bad side. NOW PREACH WHAT I TELL YOU TO...Oh, and please continue to keep that offensive nativity scene locked up in the closet where it belongs"

Epilogue:

Chicken Little 1 (Al Gore): "Man, Mr. President, isn't it fun to be the puppeteer?"

Chicken Little 2 (Barack Obama): "You know it Al, I love the perks. By the way, did you see Michelle's new tennis shoes?"

Chicken Little 1: "No, are they cool?"

Chicken Little 2: "Oh yeah, $500 my man. Two hundred man-hours on the backs of child labor in Indonesia"

Chicken Little 1: "LOL, that's life bro'. Did ya hear? I bought a new home out in California"

Chicken Little 2: "Really? Bet it's a sweet pad"

Chicken Little 1: "Yeah, $6 mil, but the ocean view is worth $20 mil. Americans are stupid man. They don't realize that all the "Green" we keep talking about is the money going into my pocket. By the way, did you send the United Nations their cut?"

Chicken Little 2: "Yeah, just like always...10% bi-weekly. Hey Al?"

Chicken Little 1: "Yeah, B.O.?"

Chicken Little 2: (pulls out a pack of cigs from within his suit jacket) "Gotta light?"

How to Handle Telemarketing Calls Using One Word

Despite having my phone numbers on the national do-not-call list, I have recently been getting a slew of telemarketing calls and it's the most annoying thing. In fact, it has gotten so bad, I will get multiple calls per day from the same company, but on caller I.D., that company's phone numbers are from different area codes.
So, I googled "how to stop telemarketing calls" and got some interesting hits for videos found on YouTube. Now there are official ways to stop the calls and even to sue the telemarketer in small claims court, which I may choose to do at some point, or you can just follow this video's suggestion. Video is titled, "How to Torment Telemarketers with One Word". If you want to really take some serious steps, see the second video below.






Legal:
How To Stop Telemarketers Calling

Professional Sports in Utah - Does it Exist?

S'long Utah Jazz! The NBA's small-market overachievers once again proved that winning a playoff series in the Intermountain West doesn't mean your a champion. Far from it actually. So yeah, the Jazz pulled it off against the Denver Nuggets (another small-market NBA wannabe), but again didn't have to step outside the Intermountain West region to do it. Unfortunately, or maybe I should say fortunately, the real NBA exists in a totally different world and one that provides true, epic championship games.
I know, I know, there are those of you that will point to the '96-'97 and '97-'98 seasons as proof in the pudding that the Jazz are, were, have been, can be a legitimate, credible contender, but sorry folks cause that just don't fly.
The planets had to be aligned for the Jazz to make it to the NBA Finals and despite that alignment, they lost both series 4-2. Despite having glittering stars like Karl Malone and John Stockton, it just wasn't going to happen, it couldn't happen. What, you really think Bryon Russell could actually guard Michael Jordan, LOL! Don't gripe about the "push-off" or whether or not the refs should have called a foul. It didn't matter, it wouldn't have mattered. Even Russell himself stated, "...whether he pushed off or not, he was making that shot..." Geez, Jordan beat the Jazz while suffering from the flu. Whew!
Utah suffers from small-market syndrome. Basically defined, that means the best, the biggest, the brightest stars will never play in Utah. Just won't happen. Those stars will win NBA championships for teams located in large television markets...Los Angelest, New York, Boston, Miami, Chicago, Houston, Detroit, etc. Salt Lake City will never have a Kareem, or Magic, Shaq, Bird, Admiral, Isiah, much less a Jordan or Kobe. Nobody like THAT will play in Utah and unfortunately for the Jazz and Salt Lake City, you all ain't no Green Bay Packers (team or fans).
But hold on, the title of this post is "Professional Sports in Utah - Does it Exist?". So I know some of you will be pointing a finger at Real Salt Lake's MLS Cup win last year. OK, even I will admit that once an eon the planet's alignment can actually work to overall success. That's what happened last year for Real Salt Lake, sho' 'nuff, and what an exciting time that was. But that's a professional sports championship that the whole state of Utah will need to sustain themselves for years, even decades to come. RLS did their thing last year, but so far this year it's back to earth for the club. Until you get a Landon Donovan caliber player who can actually make a penalty shot, or a Beckham when he was in his prime, no more MLS Cups for RLS.
Utah's best hope for sports notoriety is through it's college football and basketball programs. Only UofU and BYU have a legitimate shot at making a mark on the national scene. In fact, Utah has already done it more than once in a few years. BYU is bound to in the near future IMHO. That's where we make our real mark. I'm so glad to be a legal immigrant to Utah. I can jump on either a Ute or Cougar bandwagon each football/basketball season depending on who is doing well. I'll wear red or blue, don't matter to me. But as for the Utah Jazz...I won't waste my time or my money.

P.S. Please note my font is brown for this post. That represents the stink the Jazz made of their playoff run. It was a big fat turd.

Just Discovered Mark Schultz

Too often there are those that are highly critical of music that presents a wholesome message. Like the Grammy's, the Oscars, the Emmy's, etc., music, movies and television programs have been pushed in a certain direction by the establishment to present what they consider to be quality, informative, unique or legendary entertainment. Really, for the most part, it's all crap.
There is so much available out there that is catchy and presents a good message. The message need not include anything that has to do with sex, drugs, violence or anarchy, which is what seems to drive the mainstream industry of today's entertainment world. So, without further griping about the garbage out there that presents itself as entertainment, I give you a simple message and a catchy tune.

Mark Schultz: